What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:34

Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
Why do some men like older women?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
Do you think cheating is that bad?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger